And so there comes a time in every pair of long-john’s life when they fancy a change, a new pair of legs to stretch over, a new set of cheeks to wrap around, and a whole landscape of bulges unknown. The earth is turning, and long-john’s gotta play. Springtime is coming, and long-john’s on heat.
And so off they went and slept with a dear friend of mine. For all I know – they had a great time.
And so then they return, washed and fresh, visibly happy to have played the field and quenched that primeval desire that they have so many times felt while watching commercials and Desperate Housewives…
And so I put them on with joy, for they feel so much better now.
And although we’re not a in a traditional relationship, we’re so good together.