- When your teeth collide when kissing.
- Putting on fresh socks after showering and stepping in a small puddle of water.
- The fact that I feel embarrassed to have a loud poo in public toilets when I know I’m in ear shot.
- I hate the way I mutter to myself when I disapprove.
- Yapping small dogs.
- Walking into a cobwebs.
- People eating loudly at cinemas.
- Spitting and flem wretchers.
- When you blow your nose and the tissue in way too thin.
- Bad tin openers.
- Biting off the bit of skin by my fingernail , which gives me two seconds of pleasure followed by two days of irritating discomfort.
- Hand shake confusion.
- When closing your eyes and a little piece of dirt/hair follows your gaze.
- Dripping taps.
- Counting how many times I stir a cup.
- Remembering my dreams then almost instantly forgetting them.
- Squeaky shoes.
- When my mind goes blank on the web when I could search for anything.
- Flushing the loo before going and turning on the light when I leave a room.
- Looking for something in the house and picking up irrelevant objects as you look.
- The feeling of sunglasses resting on your head when they’re not there.
- Millionaire footballers diving on the pitch.
- The smell of the gas trapped in-between the egg and meat section of a scotch egg when you bit into it.
- Geese.
- Packages that you can’t open.
- A mosy you can’t kill and flys around the room teasing you.
- The dentist’s drill.
- Reality and talent shows on the telly.
- Jarvis Cocker’s voice on 6 music.
- Cold, wet days.
- Bullies.
- Marzipan
- That I have way more likes for part two of ‘My Likes’ than I have for my second installment of “My Dislikes’.
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Thanks for the ammunition!