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  • When your teeth collide when kissing.
  • Putting on fresh socks after showering and stepping in a small puddle of water.
  • The fact that I feel embarrassed to have a loud poo in public toilets when I know I’m in ear shot.
  • I hate the way I mutter to myself when I disapprove.
  • Yapping small dogs.
  • Walking into a cobwebs.
  • People eating loudly at cinemas.
  • Spitting and flem wretchers.
  • When you blow your nose and the tissue in way too thin.
  • Bad tin openers.
  • Biting off the bit of skin by my fingernail , which gives me two seconds of pleasure followed by two days of irritating discomfort.
  • Hand shake confusion.
  • When closing your eyes and a little piece of dirt/hair follows your gaze.
  • Dripping taps.
  • Counting how many times I stir a cup.
  • Remembering my dreams then almost instantly forgetting them.
  • Squeaky shoes.
  • When my mind goes blank on the web when I could search for anything.
  • Flushing the loo before going and turning on the light when I leave a room.
  • Looking for something in the house and picking up irrelevant objects as you look.
  • The feeling of sunglasses resting on your head when they’re not there.
  • Millionaire footballers diving on the pitch.
  • The smell of the gas trapped in-between the egg and meat section of a scotch egg when you bit into it.
  • Geese.
  • Packages that you can’t open.
  • A mosy you can’t kill and flys around the room teasing you.
  • The dentist’s drill.
  • Reality and talent shows on the telly.
  • Jarvis Cocker’s voice on 6 music.
  • Cold, wet days.
  • Bullies.
  • Marzipan
  • That I have way more likes for part two of ‘My Likes’ than I have for my second installment of “My Dislikes’.
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